Baliff

The Bailiff is a prison guard who lives somewhere in Missouri. After his wife is murdered by MC Hero, he arrests him and oversees the therapy that follows. He is also an affiliate of MC Villain and is the sole survivor of the therapy session.

The Christmas Edition Crimes of: MC HERO

The Bailiff's first appearance is after his wife gets murdered by MC Hero. He breaks into the bedroom and arrests Hero, and then keeps his gun on him during the therapy session. After Hero Murders his Alleged Step-Brother, the bailiff keeps his gun in the back of Hero's head for the rest of the session. TO assist with the flashback, he hits Hero with the back of his gun, which brings him back to his first Christmas. After this, he has to remove Nick from the room and busies himself with removing Hero's other step-brother's body. While he is doing this, Hero supposedly kills Nick and the Bailiff comes back to find he let another murder slip by him. However, when Nick turns out to not actually be dead, and Hero kills him for good. the Bailiff tries to kill Hero. However, the therapist sends him away, sensing that he is close to a breakthrough. The Bailiff then treats himself to taco Tuesday, only to come back and find out that the Therapist is also dead. He then remarks about how he is now out of a job given how the entire room is dead and the prisoner got away.

Christmas Calamity: MC Hero Holiday Special 2020

The Bailiff is not seen again until the next Christmas, now working with MC Villain. How he got under his payroll is unknown, perhaps Villain reached out to him after the bailiff suffered both the loss of his job and his wife due to MC Hero. He attends MC Villain's Christmas party with the Servant and the beat boy, a stand in Sheriff. They reveal that they have returned from a mission in Russia just in time for the party, and are ready to celebrate, when MC Hero arrives, knocking out both him and the servant. Once MC Villain has been convinced to help Hero, he, the servant and the beat boy set up a defensive perimeter and obliterate most of Santa's Elf Death squad off screen. However, unbeknownst to them, two elves slipped by them and assumed their appearances, which allowed them to get into the house. After the chaos has been resolved, the Bailiff reveals that he got a new gun for Christmas.

Revolution

At some point after the Christmas incident, the Bailiff ate himself into a pizza addiction and was abducted by the Gamemaster to fight in his arena. While there, the Bailiff took on a new life and took on two fighting personas, the Gladiator and the Milk Man.

When Eyedex and Russel appeared in the Vaporwave dimension, the Bailiff faced them both, Eyedex as the Gladiator, and Russel as the Milk Man. He was defeated both times, and later on held a taco bell sign during Russel's fight with Eyedex. His fate after this was unknown, however it is possible he escaped after the fight, given how El Fuego Toro mentions that all the Arena fighters have escaped.